FFFRENZY 2025: Season 28 - Week 14 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (12/9/2025): Can you believe it? The regular season is over, and the playoffs are here!

Pelican steps up when needed most and grabs the Week 14 high score! Congrats!

Yahoo's Matchup of the Week for Week 14 was between the #1 seed Uncle Rico and #3 seed SMASH BROS. It was a good thing that Rico wrapped up the top seed in the playoffs as SMASH BROS hands them a loss with a solid victory. At this point, there aren't any more Matchups of the Week, as all playoff games now are great matchups.

In the other matchups, everyone needed help to get into the playoffs. A win guaranteed you a spot, but a loss could send you down. The biggest loss taken was by Juice, who basically had the worst schedule this year. They fell to Pelican's mighty score, and ended up in sole place of the worst record of the season, and in the Fruit Cellar. BLITZ got the win over channel surfers, but was unable to climb out, and sufers stay in the top. Howling WOOOlf got huge win, by just over 2 points, and took out TITTY TWISTER, who got the loss but remained in the playoffs. Same for Unrealistic Mofos, who fell to JESTERS, but record and points kept Mofos in the playoffs and JESTERS in the basement. JAR Machine lost to Tijuana Jets, and stayed in the basement.

As the reglaur season is over, Uncle Rico holds onto the #1 seed and wins a prize of $200. Howling WOOOlf's big win solidified his hold on the #2 spot, so they take home the $150 prize. Big money for a successful run through the regular season. Rememebr, I give these prizes to recognize a solid season, becuase as you all know, the playoff are ripe for upsets!

With all that said, we are now in the FFFrenzy Playoffs. Let's start with the Toilet Bowl, where the next two weeks will not only determine the Toilet Bowl "Champion," but also the FFFrenzy TOTAL LOSER. All four basement teams will play in Week 15, with the winners moving on to Week 16 to play for the Toilet Bowl "Championship" and the $50 prize, while the two losers will play to NOT be the TOTAL LOSER. The loser of the Week 16 Losers will take a place next to last year's loser Mofos on the FFFrenzy Record Book as the TOTAL LOSER. No prize for this, just shame. The matchups for the Toilet Bowl are #9 JAR Machine vs. #12 Juice, and #10 BLITZ faces off against #11 JESTERS.

Now to the FFFrenzy Playoffs, where it all matters! The #1 seed Uncle Rico plays #8 channel surfers. Rico has been faltering a little over the last few weeks, and the surfers have made a steady climb after a terrible start to make it here and possibly become the big upsetter of Round 1. The #2 seed Howling WOOOLf face #7 seed Unrealistic Mofos. Will Gibbs continue his hot streak for WOOOlf, or can Jefferson pop his head out his ass and help Mofos?

The #3 seed Tijuana Jets face off against #6 seed Pelican. Pelican had a huge final week, but can they carry that over ot the playoffs where they face the Jekyll & Hyde Jets, who are up and down each week? Last but not least, #3 SMASH BROS is putting points with wins finally, and they face off against #6 TITTY TWISTER, who was forced to bench their #1 starter and SMASH BROS favorite McCaffrey last week due to a horribly-timed Week 14 bye week schedule!

Remember to continue to set your lineups each week, especially you Toilet-Bowlers. There is always the Weekly High Score prize, and a possible comeback for #12 Juice as the #6 on the Total Points Leaderboard possibly making a last season push for second most points?

BLITZ holds on to the BAD BEAT prize for his close win last week. This week's closest was WOOOlf over TWISTER by 2.36 points.

The BEST BEAT prize remains with Uncle Rico. The biggest margin this week was by SMASH BROS again, this time over Unlce Rico by 51.74 points. No prize for that, but a nice way for SMASH to enter the playoffs.

Lastly, Uncle Rico remains at the top of the Overall Points Leaderboard. WOOOlf extends their gap in second place, and SMASH BROS remains in the third spot. This prize will be finally determined at the end of Week 17.

Player of the Week: Josh Allen (BLITZ) 43.84 pts.
Bench Player of the Week: Joe Burrow (Unrealistic Mofos) 33.36 pts.
Least Value Drafted Player of the Week: Justin Jefferson (Unrealistic Mofos) 3.10 pts.
Random Player of the Week: Chase Brown (JESTERS) 18.50 pts. No reason.

Playoffs are here. Win the rest of your matchups, and you'll win the big bucks!!

- The Commish