FFFRENZY 2024: Season 22 - Week 4 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (10/1/2024): Week 4 is over, THANK GAWD. Let's get this recap out of the way and put this week behind us.

Injuries have been killer this year, and your honorable Commish has put his season on the back burner until "Jesus Christ"-ian McCaffery can return from the dead. One thing that is good, the season still has 10 weeks left before the playoffs, which is two and a half times what we've just been through. So that could mean lots of time for a reversal of fortunes, or could just mean 10 more weeks of misery and pain.

This week we almost had a repeat high score winner, but JAR Machine swooped in with some really good Monday night performances to take this prize. The MVP Player of the Week award goes to Howling WOOOlf with Derrick Henry, and the Bench MVP Player of the Week goes to the highest scoring player this week: Juice with Jordan Love.

In the weekly matchups, Mofos took their decimated team up against TITTY TWISTER, and got rightously smacked down. Uncle Rico came up HUGE (well not so huge) and got their first victory over BLITZ. JAR Machine came up with the highest score and took down channel surfers. Pelican could not keep the perfect record and fell to Howling WOOOlf. Juice got one over on JESTERS, and Tijuana Jets snatched another victory by narrowly beating SMASH BROS.

In the Bad Beat Board, TIJUANA JETS lost hold of the slimest margin of loss by beating SMASH BROS by the new slimmest margin of loss. That point total now stands at -3.58. Who's up for losing by a smaller amount? Any takers???

Player of the Week: Derrick Henry (WOOOlf) 35.90 pts.
Bench Player of the Week: Jordan Love (Juice) 39.16 pts.
Dud Player of the Week: Josh Allen (BLITZ) 8.30 pts
Invisible Player of the Week: Mark Andrews (Mofos) 0.0 pts
Injured Player of the Week: Rashee Rice (Jets) 0.0 pts + Out for the Season

League dues: My pocketbook is always open, and I think I see some cobwebs in there. Thanks to that one guy who keeps sending me increments of their league dues. I do appreciate it. This year's League Fee is $350. I take Venmo (Chris-Allen-390), Zelle (951-850-3477) or the old fashioned mailed check or money order. Better to invest in a dream season than pay up for a shitter. I'm sure glad I already paid.

Week 5 is coming up fast! Make sure you keep your head up. I mean honestly, if the 12th place team can come out of nowhere to grab the Weekly Highest Score, then anything is possible, right? RIGHT?!?!

- The Commish