FFFRENZY 2025: Season 28 - Week 16 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (12/23/2025): DOINK!!! Many more dreams were dashed this week. Was yours as disappointing as Mofos???

When you make it to the finals, the one thing you'd love to have is the highest weekly score. For SMASH BROS, they got it when it was most needed! Congrats.

We're gonna lead off with the not-so-big prize, let's head to the TOILET BOWL! We had the brother vs. brother face off for this $50 prize, and last year's Champ Juice steps up and salvages his 12th place spot in the standings with a win over BLITZ and a Toilet Bowl "Championship." Long live the king.

In the FFFrenzy Champion bracket, every game was a nail-biter and all were detemrined by MNF! The biggest margin of loss was just under 10 points, and the three other matches were decided by 5 points or less! Pelican was able to hold off Uncle Rico and his MVP Jonathan Taylor to grab the victory and move on to the finals. Unrealstic Mofos got the most haunting sound in football and it cost him the game. SMASH BROS grabs the win on the DOINK and moves on to meet Pelican in the FFFrenzy Finals! This year we will see a first time Champion in this league. Good luck to you both!

In the Consolation Bracket, we saw Tijuana Jets get a MNF performace from Alec Pierce that put him over channel surfers and their Jauan Jennings score to grab the victory. In the other game, TITTY TWISTER used a great Christian McCaffrey performance to come back and get the big win.

Finally, it's a sad day for one team, but it must be addressed. In the Fight for NOT Last Place, JESTERS almost put up the highest score of the week to make a statement, "I refuse to be the TOTAL LOSER." So unfortunately, that means their opponent, JAR Machine, will take home the 2025 TOTAL LOSER title. You join some good company. Actually you don't. They were all Total Losers.

So we have the final week of the season set. Pelican will face SMASH BROS for the title of FFFrenzy Champ and a huge package of $1,400 cash, + Jersey and Trophy Possession for one year, second place receives $800. In the 3rd place game, Unrealistic Mofos will match up against Uncle Rico for the $350 prize (loser gets ZIP), and for the 5th place game, TITTY TWISTER will meet Tijuana Jets for the $200 prize (loser takes home NOTHING).

Even though you may have been eliminated from any more matchups, remember to continue to set your lineups! There is always the Weekly High Score prize, and a shot on the leaderboard for Most Total Points for the top two teams.

BLITZ holds on to the BAD BEAT prize, although many matches were close this week.

The BEST BEAT prize remains with Uncle Rico.

Lastly, Uncle Rico extends their lead at the top of the Overall Points Leaderboard. WOOOlf was overtaken by SMASH BROS this week, and any big score in this final week of the season could disrupt everything!

Player of the Week: Puka Nacua (Tijuana Jets) 54.30 & 45.60 pts.
Honorable Mention Player of the Week: Christian McCaffrey (TITTY TWISTER) 32.60 pts.
Honorable Mention Player of the Week: George Kittle (SMASH BROS) 24.50 pts.
DOINK of the Week: Eddie Pinero (Unrealistic Mofos) -8.0 pts. switch

It's Championship Time!! Who will be our brand new champ?!?

- The Commish