FFFRENZY 2025: Season 28 - Week 15 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (12/16/2025): Week One of the playoff has ended, and half the league's dreams of a championship, either FFFrenzy or Toilet Bowl, are dashed!!

One special team got both good news and bad, as deep down in the Toilet Bowl playoff we have the Week 15 Highest Weekly Score! Surprise: it's Juice!! Had he made it to the FFFrenzy playoffs, would we be watching the first round of another Juice championship? Probably. Congrats on the $25 prize!

Let's start with the FFFrenzy Playoffs. In the top bracket, we saw Uncle Rico take his high-scoring team to face upstart channel surfers, who snuck into the playoffs in the #8 spot. Uncle Rico wasted no time and beat up the surfers, by the largest margin of the week. This matchup would prove to be the easiest of all the first round. In the second half of the top bracket, Pelican and Tijuana Jets met for a contest that would literally come down to the last few minutes of football for the week. Thanks to a final simple catch for J. Waddle, Pelican was able to eek out a win against Tijuana Jets by less than two points! What a nailbiter.

Then there was the bottom half of the bracket, where SMASH BROS faced TITTY TWISTER. Down by three points on Monday, The BROS got about eight points from J. Warren to move ahead of TWISTER and win by just over five points. The same happened for Unrealistic Mofos vs. Howling WOOOlf, where a substandard week by WOOOLf left them helpess to watch as K. Gainwell overtook the WOOOlf's five point lead and gave Mofos the victory.

Now let's move on to the Toielt Bowl "Championship" Bracket. JAR Machine, who started the year off with a high score and a lot of promise, had a great week but fell to perennial scorer/winner/5-Time Champ Juice. Juice had the highest score of the week, a terrible blow to a team stuck in the Toilet Bowl, but a vicotry nonetheless. In the other half of that bracket, BLITZ and JESTERS struggled to put up points, but it was BLITZ who got the victory over what could possibly be the worst scoring year for JESTERS.

So now we look forward to Week Two of the playoffs, where we have some good rivalries: In the FFFrenzy Playoffs, Uncle Rico will face off against Pelican. If either of these teams won it out, it would be the first sole championship for both teams. Rick had previously won with co-manager Zap, and Marco had been chained to Jason for many years. The winner this week will compete for the 'chip next week. In the bottom half of the winners bracket, we have the Uncle/Nephew matchup between Unrealistic Mofos and SMASH BROS. The BROS are looking for their first one in this league, while Mofos is looking for their first one since 2014. Good luck to all four!

The losers of Round One meet in the 5th place playoff bracket. A healthy prize awaits the winner of the next two weeks in this bracket. This week, channel surfers face off against a P. Mahomes-less Tijuana Jets. TITTY TWISTER will face off against Howling WOOOlf (I can only imagine the upcoming smack talk) and the winners of these games will meet next week for the 5th place prize of $200.

In the Toilet Bowl, we've got another Battle of the Brothers, with Juice facing off against BLITZ for the Toilet Bowl prize of $50. A consolation award, but an award nonetheless. Also, and this is very important, the losers of Round One of the Toilet Bowl are facing each other, and the LOSER of that game in Week 16 will be tagged this years TOTAL LOSER. JAR Machine and JESTERS, don't forget to set your lineups, you do ot want to sit by my name from last year as TOTAL LOSER, trust me!!

Remember to continue to set your lineups each week, even after this week. There is always the Weekly High Score prize, and a shot on the leaderboard for Most Total Points for the top two teams.

BLITZ holds on to the BAD BEAT prize for his close win last week.

The BEST BEAT prize remains with Uncle Rico.

Lastly, Uncle Rico extends their lead at the top of the Overall Points Leaderboard. WOOOlf gave up some points in second, and three teams are behind second within a 20-point margin. This prize will be awarded at the end of Week 17.

Players of the Week: Trevor Lawrence & Kyle Pitts Sr. (TITTY TWISTER) 54.30 & 45.60 pts.
Bench Player of the Week: Bo Nix (SMASH BROS) 37.08 pts.
Horrible Bench of the Week: Eight players (TITTY TWISTER) 7.5 pts. average each & a loss
Let Down Player of the Week: Jahmyr Gibbs (Howling WOOOlf) 9.80 pts.

Week Two of the playoffs is here! One more win to reach the championship, 5th place, Toilet Bowl "Champ," and NOT the Total Loser!!

- The Commish