FFFRENZY 2024: Season 22 - Week 14 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (12/9/2024): The regular season has come to an end with a BANG of huge performances, and a most absurd ending to set the standings for the 2024 FFFrenzy Playoffs!

For this weeks highest score, BLITZ comes up huge with the highest perfomance from a single player for this season, and they take their second high score prize this year! Congratulations.

As for weekly MVP's, we have BLITZ coming in with Josh Allen putting on a clinic and scoring the highest individual point total of the year, but still losing. Sounds a lot like this year in fantasy football. Bench MVP goes to Howling WOOOlf's Jordan Addison, whose points could have kept them in the two slot. Well, at least you each take home a $10 prize.

Week 14 was not as messy as it could have been. SMASH BROS may have lost to TITTY TWISTER, but their high score kept them in the top eight, and everyone else with the same records were relegated to the basement. TWISTER ends up as the three seed. BLITZ got the biggest blowout of the week over Mofos, and even with a near 60-point performance from their MVP, will end up as the 10 seed. Likewise for channel surfers, whose huge Week 14 win and score might have bounced them out of the basement if SMASH BROS had a bad week and scored 57 points less. Alas, not to be and surfers will be in the basement. Joining them will be Uncle Rico, who put up a great score, but lost to Pelican, who heads into the playoffs with a tight hold on the #1 seed.

The biggest battle of the week was between Juice and Howling WOOOlf, each tied with the win giving the winner the #2 seed and a nice $150 prize. In the end, it was a low scoring affair, with Juice once again grabbing victory with a little help from Lady Luck. WOOOlf drops to the 4 seed. Finally, Tijuana Jets got spanked by JAR Machine, and both teams make the playoffs.

We have two more prizes to hand out: The top two finishers in the standnings each receive a $$$ prize. For the #1 finsher in the standings, with a 10-4 record, Pelican will take home $200. The #2 seed will be nabbed by Juice, who with his 9-5 record, will receive $150. Congratulations. As we all well know, the reason for this prize is that anything can happen in the playoffs, and usually does, so this awards the best records with a much deserved monetary prize.

Which brings us to the playoffs. The Toilet Bowl playoffs will run in Week 15 and 16. Week 1 matchups will be between (9) channel surfers vs. (12) Uncle Rico, and a Week 14 revenge matchup between (10) BLITZ vs. (11) Unrealistic Mofos. This years prize was raised from $50 to $60 for the winner!! Don't forget to set your lineups, and to keep track of the manual scoring invovled in this contest, please go to fffrenzy.com>Playoffs page. Good luck to all.

In the FFFRENZY Playoffs, we have the two highest scoring teams playing each other in round one. (1) Pelican vs. (8) SMASH BROS. Now get this: in the seocnd spot are the two LOWEST scoring teams against each other, (2) Juice vs. (7) Tijuana Jets. Seriously, go look at their total points and be amazed at how this whole thing played out. The other two matchups are (3) TITTY TWISTER vs. (6) JESTERS, and (4) Howling WOOOlf vs. (5) JAR Machine.

Up for grabs: $1,300 plus a $200 personalized Jersey, and your name engraved on the FFFrenzy trophy. Second prize: $750 and dreams of what could have been. 3rd place: your $350 entry fee returned (or paid off for some of you lowlifes). 4th place is NOTHING. 5th place grabs you a nice $200. And this year, we have four teams in the playoffs who have never won a Jersey. Maybe this year one of you will walk home with some new FFFrenzy gear.

Remember, even for all the losers, you can still win a weekly high score prize, as well as the MVP and Bench MVP prizes. Keep an eye on your team.

Pelican is the runaway holder of the Overall Total Points score for the year so far, with SMASH BROS in the number 2 spot. (Top one and two get a cash prize.) There is now about at 50-point difference between the #2 and #5 teams, so this prize is sill up for grabs!

Bad Beat prize still held by Juice. If there was any time to NOT want to get this prize, now is the time! At least lose by 78 points, like I did this week!

Player of the Week: Josh Allen (BLITZ) 57.88 pts.
Bench Player of the Week: Jordan Addison (WOOOlf) 39.30 pts.
Dud Player of the Week: Jayden Reed (WOOOlf) 0.00 pts (did he even play?)

League dues: All right here we go. Playoff time. Keep your repsosibility in mind. Don't make me hunt you down when your team embarasses itsefl in Week 1 of the playoffs. This year's League Fee is $350. I take Venmo (Chris-Allen-390), Zelle (951-850-3477) or the old-fashioned mailed check or money order.

Good luck everyone! Now is your time to shine, or become a forgotten blip in the annals of fantasy history.

- The Commish