FFFRENZY 2023: Season 21 - Week 17 Finals Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (1/3/24): HAPPY NEW YEAR! And for one manager, the happiest way to celebrate New Year’s Eve was with an FFFrenzy Championship.

First off, the weekly High score for Week 17 seemed like it might have gone to one team in the finals, but someone outside of the playoffs had the best score of the week, and it was JAR MACHINE! Thats why we play to the end, as they take home the $25 prize.

Now to the playoffs: congratulations for our 2023 FFFrenzy Champion JESTERS! Easily handling the just-lucky-to-be-there UNREALISTIC MOFOS, they cruised to an easy victory. JESTERS will take home the $1,200 prize, a personalized jersey (if wanted) and immortalization on the FFFrenzy trophy. Great job, Zap! MOFOS ends up in second place with the consolation of a $600 prize and tears.

In the third place matchup, TIJUANA JETS had a very strong performance and took out BLITZ to win a nice entry-fee worthy $300. Unfortunately for BLITZ, fourth place takes home nothing.

When it came to the fifth place game, HOWLING WOOOOLF came out victorious over UNCLE RICO. WOOOOLF will receive a $150 prize and the comfort of winning a hefty amount of $$$ in this league. For UNCLE RICO, they’ll have to look elsewhere for winnings as 6th place the donut.

We did have a seventh place game, solely for record books, and TITTY TWISTER grabbed the win over JUICE to finish the season in 7th place. So in the end it turns out the #1 seed JUICE will take the final 8th place finish, while #2 TITTY takes second-to-last. Funny.

In the Bad Beat standings, PELICAN ends up holding on to the slimiest margin of loss, and will take home $25 for that unwanted honor.

In the Total Points standings, TITTY TWISTER will finish the season with the most points, followed by UNCLE RICO. I am sure that UNCLE RICO is happy to walk away with the $100 prize for second, as TWISTER takes home $150 for first.

- Player of the Week: Lamar Jackson(JESTERS)  46.34pts.
- Out of Playoffs Player of the Week: Cee Dee Lamb (JAR Machine) 41.20 pts.
- Dud Player of the Week: Travis Kelce(Unrealistic Mofos)  4.60 pts.

- QB Player of the Year: Josh Allen (Surfers) 472.64 pts. (48 pts. over 2nd)
- RB Player of the Year: Christian McCaffery (TWISTER) 393.30 pts. (103 pts. over 2nd)
- WR Player of the Year: Cee Dee Lamb (JAR Machine) 405.20 pts. (28 pts. over 2nd)
- TE Player of the Year: Sam LaPorta (Mofos) 239.30 pts. (7 pts. over 2nd)
- K Player of the Year: Brandon Aubrey (WOOOOlf) 205 pts. (25 pts. over 2nd)
- DEF Player of the Year: Dallas (TWISTER) 272.00 pts. (11 pts. over 2nd)

- Free Agent Pickup of the Year: C.J. Stroud (Uncle Rico) 331.02 pts (added Week 3)
- Injured Player of the Year: Nick Chubb (Mofos) 23.10 pts (Rd.1, pick 12)
- Worthless Player of the Year: Rashaad Penny (Juice) 4.80 pts. (Rd.12, pick 5)

- MVP of the Year: Lamar Jackson (JESTERS) 392.22 pts.

Thanks again for a great year of ups, downs, amazing performances, terrible injuries, smack talk, and overall football fun.

See you on Draft Day 2024!

- The Commish