FFFRENZY 2025: Season 28 - Week 13 Recap

COMMISH'S NOTE (12/3/2025): The penultimate week of the season brought a range of scoring combinations, good and shitty. How did you fare?

As total team scoring has drastically dropped from the beginning of the season, we had another 160-point range high score. And also: our first back-to-backer! Congrats to Howling WOOOlf for dropping another high score, and heating up right when it counts.

Yahoo's Week 13 Matchup of the Week started with an injury that Unrealistic Mofos cold not recover from. What better way to start Thankgiving Holiday than to knock out a star player in the first quarter, eh? The rest of their team was equally shitty, and Uncle Rico cruised to an easy win, getting their 10th win of the season, clinching the #1 spot, and grabbing that $200 prize.

In the other matchups this week, channel surfers got the biggest win by beating Pelican and finally moving out of the basement. Surfers sit in the #7 spot, and Pelican sits at #8. BLITZ got a miraculous-margin vicotry over TITTY TWISTER. While it seems BLITZ will not make it out of the basement, sitting in the #11 spot, TWISTER currently sits at #5. Howling WOOOlf got their big score, and they needed it, to grab the victory over Tijuana Jets. The Jets are taking their annual dive towards the bottom after a hot start but are in the #4 spot, while WOOOlf moves into the #2 spot.

SMASH BROS got a major win this week over JAR Machine. The BROS are in the #3 spot, while JAR Machine is on the cusp of the playoffs, one spot out at #9. JAR Machine is the only team with a slight chance of getting out of the basement next week. The final two teams, Juice and JESTERS, played each other in the basement, and JESTERS gave Juice that one loss they did not want. That loss practically keeps both teams in the basement. While there is a minute chance Juice can crawl out of the basement due to their total points, the odds of a repeat champion this year are slim to none. Bye, Slim.

We have ever had this happen before. With one week left to go in the season, and only ONE team has clinched a spot in the FFFrenzy Playoffs. That means if you lose this week, you could be out of the playoffs! Howling WOOOlf is sitting in the two slot, but a loss drops him out. Pelican is in the 8th spot, but a win (and some team losses), and they could possibly jump to #2. No one knows yet what will happen in Week 14, all we do know is a WIN GETS YOU IN.

Leave it to the end of the season to update the BAD BEAT prize! Two weeks ago, BLITZ could have benched their MNF player and grabbed the prize then, but instead they waited to get it this week with a nail-biter of a win over TITTY TWISTER by less than a point! 0.94 to be exact. Congrats on the prize. Will it hold? I guarantee you that anyone losing by less than that amount at this stage of the season would take a horrible hit.

The BEST BEAT prize remains with Uncle Rico. The biggest margin this week was by SMASH BROS over JAR Machine by 34.90 points.

Lastly, Uncle Rico remains at the top of the Overall Points Leaderboard. WOOOlf extends their gap in second place, and SMASH BROS moves back to the third spot. This prize is too close to call at this point!

Player of the Week: Patrick Mahomes (Tujuana Jets) 37.44 pts.
Bench Player of the Week: Jordan Love (Tijuana Jets) 33.76 pts.
DUD Players of the Week: Justin Jefferson (Unrealistic Mofos) 2.40 pts.
WTF Player of the Week: Amon-Ra St. Brown (Unrealistic Mofos) 0.00 pts. w/injury

Here we go. The whole season comes down to this. Get that win and get in!!

- The Commish